*newsflash*
SOMEONE WENT ALL DUKES OF HAZARD ON OUR WHITE CAR AND NOW THE HOOD IS DENTED and his name starts with J*SH.
Why didn't we have a family home evening on NOT SLIDING ACROSS HOODS WITH YOUR BODY?
I'll tell ya why. Nobody tells you all the things your kids will do to your stuff because their brains have not fully developed. In his mind it was going to be so cool. T.V. isn't real, p.s.
As if our car weren't white trash enough with the antlers and red nose we added a few nights ago.
Maybe all I need now is a horn that trumpets The General Lee. If I had one, though, I might be tempted to slide across my hood when I'm in a rush. Or just to be cool.
Okay. I guess I can see where he gets it.
