Readers (all 3 of you): I get asked several questions very regularly, so I thought I’d answer the top 10 once and for all:
1) How do you have time to write your blogs? It’s easy, just find a random blog on the net, change the names to your family, and whalah! You don’t have to actually have real family experiences to draw from. If you do have actual family experiences, it is be
st to change the names anyway, to avoid personal embarrassment.
2) How is your pregnancy going? Well, it’s not going away anytime soon, if that’s what you mean. If you are asking how my health is going, well, that definitely IS going. Actually, I’m feeling quite well, if having what feel
s like a gremlin fighting it’s way out of your belly is normal.
3) How do you manage six kids??? Here’s the thing: teach them to fend for themselves at an early age. They become self-reliant and will do very well if they are ever stranded on a deserted island.
4) The holidays are approaching fast, so what is your secret to staying sane? Light some candle
s and BREATHE, holding your fingers out in séance mode. As you do this, your family will instantly notice, and think you are going insane. This begins the “let’s keep mom ok so we can have a Christmas” mission. The kids will actually hold secret meetings to divide up chores and assign individuals tasks such as giving mom compliments, making dinner, and smiling for pictures. This also improves their chances with any elves that are watching (be sure to remind them of this often in a casual, non-chalant way.)
5) You don’t seem old enough to have six kids—how do you do that? First of all, don’t get all matronly. We all think we are still 22 in our mind, why not act well thy part?
1) Don’t act mature. (listen to the radio really loudly, learn phrases such as “that jank be bonk”- translation: that thing is weird or “chillaxin”- hanging out and relaxin’)
2) Try new hairstyles. It’s just hair, if you don’t like it, it will grow out! Plus t
here is no
reason
to keep that old 80’s hairstyle just because it got you far back then.
3) Dress up fun. Sweats and pj’s work at home and if dressed up with some crazy tiger slippers, they are acceptable for embarrassing your kids when you drop them off for school. Otherwise, you probably have at least one fashion consultant amongst those 6 kids—use them to your advantage so you don’t accidentally wear stirrup pants with jelly shoes when you go out on the town.
6) What are you having? Do you have a name picked out? We were told that the chances of having a boy were 50/50, but having the ultrasound confirmed that actually 100 percent it will be a boy. As far as a name goes, no, he is not named. At least not appropriately for the schoolyard. Some names really don’t go well with Rice: Wyatt Rice- no, Bryce Rice- no, Plato Rice- no…. so we are open to suggestions! My rules right now include:
1) no more last names for first names, especially if it ends in “son”. We already have a Benson and a Jackson. They both come when I call either name. Handy? Yes. Annoying to them? Definitely.
2) no more “J” names: We have Joshua, Jessica, and Jackson. You should see me when I get tongue tied calling for the kids. It isn’t pretty.
3) nothing that rhymes with Jack. Since
7) Who is coming to perform with the Choir for this year’s Christmas Concert? How can I get tickets? Yes, they just announced yesterday that Brian Stokes Mitchell will be singing with us. If you don’t know, he is a legend on broadway and just
oozes personality and class. Please don’t confuse him with the Brian David Mitchell
who sings in the
8) What are you fixing for dinner? My favorite meal is YO-YO (you’re on your own). But I occasionally think ahead of time and come up with a weekly menu that I don’t really follow very well. (I’m sorta going on a whim most of the time—I hate doing what I’m told, even if it’s me telling myself).
9) I can’t imagine having a teenager. Isn’t that scary? Um, no, the trick is to have them think YOU are the scary one. But since that doesn’t work around here, it is also a good idea to remember they are really still kids in big bodies doing all the same things—trying to get your attention, pushing limits, and figuring out what they like/don’t like. Don’t forget, the world revolves around them. This is handy information!
10) I’d like to bring you dinner sometime. What does your family like? Fine, that’s not actually a common question but go ahead and ask it all you want! I can at least look forward to this when the baby is born, right? Just don’t bring it WHILE I am in the hospital because then I miss out on the benefits. (Remember YO-YO? Yeah, they’ll be fine.) We like lasagna, pizza, soup, rolls, and ice cream for dessert.
I want to state for the record, I am taking no more interviews by the media. However, close friends and family are always welcome to call and chat, soapbox, and solve the world’s problems with me—it is a favorite pastime.
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