The Rice Scoop: Reason number #146 why it's great to be a sixth child:

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Reason number #146 why it's great to be a sixth child:

Your brother Benson dips your pacifier in ice cream for the tastiest treat ever. (Sweet, all I had to do was cry a little. This being a baby ain't so bad!)

Scoop it on there nice and good, big guy. Yeah, now THAT'S what I'm talkin' 'bout.

What's that? I got a little something oozing out of my

paci?
Don't mind that, it's part of my ice cream therapy. You know, for when I cry and stuff.

1 comment:

Brooke Peterson said...: The secret to photographing infants is a full tummy, and warm surroundings (keep it really warm.
Yum!! I always dipped the passies in diet coke, the girls loved it:-)
Your answer to the question about the baby photo; my son-in-law took the photograph, my daughter's vision and grandma figured out how to wrap the baby safely and stuff him into the basket. Keep the room very warm and be sure the baby has been fed. All in all a real team effort.; Sunday, September 13, 2009 10:15:00 AM

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Jacksonisms

(He's four/five! Whaddaya expect?)

"I'm saving the seeds from my bread (flax seeds) to grow a bread plant. Then we won't have to buy bread!"

"There's nothing better than 'rock-paper-scissors' when there's nothing else to do."

"It's like I have super powers or something because I keep making good choices all day today!!"

"I have to turn my fan off by my bed so I don't blow away the tooth fairy tonight."

"Ugh, I can't get this song out of my head! I need to put something else in there, like a really good secret."

"When I sit on the drain in the tub while it's going down it's like the tub is kissing me."

"Ew, Alex you are in your swimming suit! No wait, I mean your party suit!" Michael: "You mean his birthday suit?"

"Can I trade my "bed-time tuck in" for a "bed-time cupcake"?

"Mom, Alex ran out into the road (while I was singing in choir practice at church) but don't worry, I looked both ways for him."

"Alex pulled my nutcracker's nose off. He's absolutely strong!"

"I think there is someone living inside of me who eats all my food and then it makes me hungry."

"Did you know that the wind is really just Jesus blowing on us?"

"I'm wondering where bad guys come from. Like, does Jesus make them or do they just grow?"

"Burps mean no in Spanish." (After burping when I asked him a question.)

"My cracker looks like an R in lepercase."

Jackson: "I wish there were banana trees." Mom: "Where do you think bananas come from?" Jackson: "From cows, like milk!"

On the way to church, Michael: "Jackson, what's on your shirt?" Jackson: "I think I got some fog on it."

"Mom, please don't talk on the self phone when you drive because every time you do you DRIVE TOO SLOW."

"Mom I don't think I should sing in the Primary program. I sing really bad like this: (imitates self really badly moaning) when I don't remember the words."

After eating cinnamon popcorn: "Dad, you can lick my fingers if you want."

"You can't just destroy people. It's so rude."

"I put the 'bikini' on the counter." (zucchini) Michael then explained that a bikini was a girl's swimsuit. "EWWWW!"

"I LIKE my thinkin'!"

"When I grow up, I'm not giving my kids dinner. Just dessert."

"Can we go to the store today? I want to waste some of my money."

"Alex is a masterpiece!"